Tuesday, June 26, 2007
By Richard E. Noble
I’m sure that you all know James Carville. Mr. Carville is a left-wing apologist for the Democratic Party. He was in the Clinton administration. He is a bald-headed, rather blunt, outspoken guy. I read one of his books a while ago and I thought that he did a rather good job in explaining why he was a Democrat and a supporter of the Democratic Philosophy. But I no longer take Mr. Carville seriously. The reason that I no longer take Mr. Carville seriously is because a few years back he married Mary Madalin. Mary Matalin is a right-wing apologist for the Republican Party.
Now I know what you are thinking. You think that I am a bigot or that I take my politics too seriously. But that is not the case at all. My opinion is not based on politics; it is based on simple, unadulterated common sense.
James Carville married Mary Matalin when he was a mature adult - not when he was a youth still in the processes of social, physical and political maturation. He was a full grown mature adult Democrat. His wife was also full grown and ... Republican. They have no excuse for this type behavior.
There are people living in this country who think it a perversion for the members of different races to “intermingle”. There are others who consider it a perversion for members of the same sex to marry. Well, it is an equal perversion for Democrats and Republicans to interbreed. This is clearly overstepping the bounds of the sanctity of Philosophical integrity. Anyone who believes in and cherishes Philosophy knows that Democrats and Republicans can not marry. I mean think of the psychologically disfigured children that must result from such a union? This is pure and simple child abuse. These type people should be locked up and the key thrown away. This is criminal and socially irresponsible - not to mention a complete bastardization and mongrelizing of cultural, Philosophical genetics.
Being a Democratic or a Republican is not a learned or thought out phenomenon. It is genetic - it is pre-determined by Creation. It is a part of the maturation process. You don’t evolve into a Democrat or a Republican - you are born that way. It is like the color of your skin or your physical structure as a male or a female. You do not choose to be a Democrat or a Republican you are born one or the other - whether you realize or understand it or not. Living in a household of mixed political parentage only confuses the poor little Democrats and Republicans. The poor little half breed Repubocrats end up cheating on their wives while wearing bow ties or trying to find charitable investments on the stock market. They go through life trying to rationalize the notion that GE or DuPont are “green”. The poor little things wander around bowling alleys looking for collectibles or trying to establish nude stamp collections. It is worse than being an Idiot Savant.
Many Republicans go through life thinking that they are Democrats and many Democrats live just the opposite type of confused misguided existence. This type confusion is much worse than what is termed as a “sexual identity crisis”. It is much worse than “passing for white” in the black community. It is a complete disconnect from what Creation intended and those that live in this state cannot be saved. Unfortunately they will not go to heaven; they will never see their Creator and their life here on earth will be a living hell and furthermore they will not be allowed to pass “go” nor will they be entitled to collect two hundred dollars. In fact living life as a Democrat when you were born a Republican is Hell right here on this earth and vise versa.
Obviously Mr. Carville and his bride don’t know what the heck they are and really shouldn’t be listened to by anybody with any common sense.
Now once again you say to yourself; Well, I’ll bet that this man writing this article is not always in agreement with his wife. So what the heck is he talking about?
That is very true, but I have a justifiable excuse. When my wife and I met, we were both lost in the throes of sexual delusion. We were not mature; our maturation process was not completed. We had never given a second thought to our innate genetic propensities – other than ... you know what. My wife has “learned” to disagree with me for her own health and psychological protection, just as I have learned over the course of thirty years that she is basically a child, as are all women, who should be basically seen and not heard.
But we didn’t know this when we first met. My god how stupid could one possibly have been? Do you think that my wife would ever have married me if she knew then what her life would be from that day forward? Do you think that she is a complete fool? Why do you think that they demand in the wedding ceremony that the two sexually intoxicated volunteers agree to take vows demanding loyalty in the future? This has been going on for a long time. The people in charge of these things know what is happening.
Mr. Carville and Mary Matalin, being mature adults, knew from day one and they moved forward and even went so far as to reproduce. This is a total horror story. Their children will no doubt one day be the subjects of a special 48 Hours. I have no doubt.
So, in conclusion, it is one thing to listen to and take advice from people who have done their best to promote a delusion of sanity to others when underneath they are truly as nutty as a bud bug – the Clinton’s or Bush’s for example. But when two people display for you - right before your own eyes their complete and unadulterated instability and mental degradation - why would anyone in their apparent right mind listen to these people?
I am happy that these two have been able to provide for themselves and they have not become a burden to the state or the taxpayers but shouldn’t they be doing something as an occupation in this society that is not detrimental to the public good?
I suppose if we can have some of the people that we have had as presidents of this United States we can have a few more loony-toones as TV political advisers and analysts - what additional harm could it possibly do? I mean they aren’t the crazies who are actually making the decisions - they are just commenting on the decisions made by the crazies in charge. And what is more important is that we don’t really have to listen to any of them. Unlike US Presidents, dictators and other various tyrants we can ignore what the Carvilles and others of their ilk have to say without losing our citizenship or subjecting our future to torture, imprisonment, starvation, water-boarding or being hit by a semi-guided missile or anything like that.